Shallow Be Thy Name

The meaning of life is finding new ways to put cheese onto bread.

ensign-chevvy:

too deep not to reblog

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pnkpanther65: alternativepokemonart: I found this on tumblr under the tag pokemon tattoo Holy shit yes

pnkpanther65:

alternativepokemonart:

I found this on tumblr under the tag pokemon tattoo

Holy shit yes

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gingeradventuretime: k8-catastrophe: mirandaadria: pigeonredd: hobbitfeminism: blowhan: potatobeenz: You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets. Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer.  bless THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself thanks nbc I just sent this tweet to NBC. @NBCNews If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show? Lol it’s not like NBC just chose these out of their assholes. hehehe I’m pretty sure engineer could build a house.

gingeradventuretime:

k8-catastrophe:

mirandaadria:

pigeonredd:

hobbitfeminism:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES

THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP

I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself

thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.

If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

Lol it’s not like NBC just chose these out of their assholes.

hehehe

I’m pretty sure engineer could build a house.

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thefrogman:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener [website]

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Anonymous asked: I lost over 30 pounds in 2 weeks with the tumblr diet.. omg.. tumblrSUMMERdiet{.}com tell your parents to buy it for you

my parents are dead…AND I’M NOT FAT, MAN! I’M BATMAN!image

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bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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attraversiamo-rouen:

By Steve Payne

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thefrogman:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

-Douglas Adams

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Batman: Arkham Origins | 10.25.13

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iamtonysexual: thegestianpoet: confusedtree: There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game Isn’t that astounding is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee his waluweewee

iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee

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