Shallow Be Thy Name

ensign-chevvy: too deep not to reblog

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:16:18 -0400

ensign-chevvy:

too deep not to reblog

pnkpanther65: alternativepokemonart: I found this on tumblr...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:48:54 -0400

pnkpanther65:

alternativepokemonart:

I found this on tumblr under the tag pokemon tattoo

Holy shit yes

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:55:43 -0400

gingeradventuretime: k8-catastrophe: mirandaadria: pigeonredd:...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:56:06 -0400

gingeradventuretime:

k8-catastrophe:

mirandaadria:

pigeonredd:

hobbitfeminism:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions.

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you.
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums.
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer.

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES

THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP

I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself

thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.

@NBCNews If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

Lol it’s not like NBC just chose these out of their assholes.

hehehe

I’m pretty sure engineer could build a house.

thefrogman: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:46:37 -0400

thefrogman:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener [website]

[h/t: pleatedjeans]

I lost over 30 pounds in 2 weeks with the tumblr diet.. omg.. tumblrSUMMERdiet{.}com tell your parents to buy it for you

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:19:00 -0400

my parents are dead…AND I’M NOT FAT, MAN! I’M BATMAN!

sorcery-inthetardis: bblackbirdd: I brought my little brother...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 17:16:19 -0400

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

attraversiamo-rouen: By Steve Payne

Thu, 30 May 2013 16:36:56 -0400

attraversiamo-rouen:

By Steve Payne

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Mon, 27 May 2013 18:25:01 -0400

thefrogman: “In the beginning the Universe was created. This...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:06:57 -0400

thefrogman:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

-Douglas Adams

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:29:42 -0400

Batman: Arkham Origins | 10.25.13

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:40:54 -0400

Batman: Arkham Origins | 10.25.13

iamtonysexual: thegestianpoet: confusedtree: There are people...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:41:34 -0400

iamtonysexual:

thegestianpoet:

confusedtree:

There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game

Isn’t that astounding

is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee

his

waluweewee